You Never Who You'll Find In My Living Room...

I mean it's not like we live in a mansion and I am off in the west wing or something. I am rarely out of their sight for more than 5 minutes. I had left my children in the living room and was 6 feet away loading the dishwasher for about 4 minutes and turned around to find the holy mother in my living room:

There are times when we crazy homeschoolers dress up for different projects, but this literally came out of the blue. To this day I have no idea why Ashton felt like dressing up like a living nativity nor did she act out the Christmas story or anything. For about an hour she just went about her normal day,dressed like this! You just never know what you are going to find going on in my living room. Exhibit B:

I have no words for this one but am pretty sure the "Mother Mary " had something to do with it!!!!

You Know You're in the Terrible Twos with Two If..." #16

You are washing your twins because they now continually take their diapers off and tonight while you are trying to scarf down your soup before they get into something else you hear the sound of water only to discover that one (Wesley) had pee-d in the floor and the other one (Will) thought it looked like a good place to tap dance (yeah, I know- EWWW) so you run them both up to the tub and had just finished washing them when the pee-r strikes again this time hitting his poor brother on the shoulder. Good times, good times.

Oh yeah, and while you are trying to see the humor in the situation and share your tribulations with the blogging world, the now clean tap dancer sitting in your lap leans over and pulls a button off his daddy's work computer. And I was afraid I might run out of stories for this little feature on my blog, ha I wish!