Don't spend your time looking for all these things! Just hire the dynamic duo of Wiggling Will and Wrestling Wes to find all these things for you. They'll put their new pincher grip to work and find any and all small choking hazzards your floor can hold. With their not-quite-crawling-but-scooting-rolling-and-flipping anywhere, they are able to get amazingly far under all couches, tables and chairs!
Not convinced, just read this testimonial: "I'm not just their mom, I'm also a satisfied customer. Why just this morning, they found fruit bar wrappers I thought my big kids had thrown away days ago! What really keeps them busy is their new spring special-check it out!"
Spring Special: Thought you picked up all that plastic Easter grass?Don't be so sure. This amazing duo can find minute pieces invisible to the naked eye!
So, call soon (and be prepared to keep them for a while as their mom takes any chance she has a babysitter to go to the new Target!).
*All proceeds go to buy their mom who can't figure out how in the world she is going to fit three daily vacuumings into her already too busy day!
Additional funds will also go into a savings account to pay their deductable on the inevitable trip (or 2!) to the emergency room to extract a Lego or Polly Pocket piece!