If you mess with Will like Wesley did today when he threw his chocolate milk in the sink Will might say, "Mommy, Wesley makes the whole world stupid." Of course, since he can't really say some of the letters in that sentence I asked him to repeat himself (all the while hoping I didn't hear what I thought I'd heard, but no such luck!). He spoke a lot slower and included his arms open wide to make sure I understood "the whole world".
I said, "Why do you think Wesley makes the world stupid?"
Without missing a beat for even a second he said, "Because he scratches me, hits me, pushes me, and scratches me and pushes me!"
Oh well, I guess they can't love each other every minute :)